Intro:
You I wud drink sain...Look
she got me offset ya
and my pockets brek brek brek
Listen hear wha gine on ya.....(wha)

Chorus 1:
She got me offset de table look bony
and I am so brek and I'm so lonely
girl you got me offset table looking bony
and I am so brek..I am so brek
girl you got me offset de table look bony
and I am so brek and I'm so lonely
girl you got me offset table looking bony
and I can't buy a rum...can't buy a rum

Verse 1:
(whoa)
I met this girl she say she name Maloney
she carr me fuh a ride on a big white pony
I learn my lesson well no other girl cant own me
thought she did real but she real real phony (wha)
de other dayyy I try to phone she
and she mudda sayyyy she gone wayyyyyyyy
wid some fella name Tony
hey hey hey and I'm lonely

Chorus 2:
and now she she got me offset table looking bony
and I am so brek I can't buy a rum
she got me offset table looking bony
and I am so brek..and I'm so lonely

Look
I gine hit anudda shot
wobble off ths spot
if she cum back in my mind back in de rum shop
I gaw fuhget to remember and forgot
bartender anudda pirate pun de rock

caw this girl got me offset
de table look bony
and I am so brek and I'm so lonely
girl you got me offset table looking bony
and I can't buy a rum can't buy a rum

(Whoa)
Friday night I ain't got no money
can't keep a job so I ain't getting paid
and if I ever see that girl Malonely
I wobble out of here

caw she got me offset table look bony
and I am so brek and I'm so lonely
girl you got me offset table looking bony
can't buy a rum........can't buy a rum

(whoa)
pocket brek...my wallet brek...my waistline brek...my heart is brek (Wha)
I got to fuhget to remember and forget

(Whaaa)
because she got me offset de table look bony
and I am so brek and I'm so lonely
girl you got me offset table looking bony
and I can't buy a rum...can't buy a rum

Wha...you was so loving so tender and caring
somebody spread a rumour pop out my steering
and now it got me offset
table look bony and I am so brek...so brek...so brek...so brek...so brek
bartender try and pour me
becaw I offset table look bony and I am so brek and I am so lonely
girl you got me offset table looking bony
and I can't buy a rum...can't buy a rum

(Wha)
I met this girl she say she name Maloney
she carr me fuh a ride on a big white pony
learn my lesson well no other girl cant own me
I thought it did real but it real real phony (wha)
de whole day I try to phone she
and she mudda sehh she gone wehh
(wha) wid some fella name Tony
and now she got me offset, table look bony